 "My God! I've gained 9 pixels!" |  "Why, of course. I'd be very interested in seeing this new milestone in the project." |  (ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP) "And tell David to come in out of the hall. I found a way to adjust our project budget estimate." |  "Okay, enlarge the chicken bone by 900 percent and attach it to an email to the museum saying, 'Getting close...send more money.'" |