 "Well, here's what happened - I forget to put it on my to do list." |  "Before the Internet, we were only bustin' chops locally. But now, with our Web site, we're bustin' chops all over the world." |  (Tarzan - Lord of the Web) "...and then one day it hit Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle - where future in that?" |  "So far he's called up a cobra, 2 pythons, and a bunch of skinks, but not the file we're looking for." |