 "You ever get the feeling this project could just up and die at any moment?" |  "It's an e-mail from my mother. She wants me to know how happy she is for us." |  "Your database is beyond repair, but before I tell you our backup recommendation, let me ask you a question. How many index cards do you think will fit on the walls of your computer room?" |  "I assume you'll be forward thinking enough to allow .dog as a valid domain name." |